Maps from Angela Maps Patreon in September 2025
Yellow Brick Road - Down, down, down the road, down the swirly road…A yellow brick road in one direction, a crimson road in the other – the perfect decision point for bold new adventurers and experienced ones alike, whether they be natives of this strange and colourful land, or after have just arrived through a portal, a tornado, or the copious consumption of “the good stuff” at the local tavern. This gloriously colourful map is fully animated, and two variants are also available! The first features an unfortunate farmhouse crushing incident that claimed the life of a local resident, magic practitioner, and red shoe aficionado, and the other a longer map of the golden road with many unique sights and obstacles along the way, from a corn field, to apple trees, by way of a creepy forest and a field of poppies, all the way to a mysterious jade wall…Officially endorsed by the esteemed luminaries of the Lollipop Guild, we’re pleased to welcome you to the land of Mr. Munchkin Man!
Family Fun Beach 'N' Games -HEY, YOU! Are YOU tired of those fake VR beaches? Feeling nostalgic about the old days Before the Waters Rose? Do you want FUN in the SUN 24/7, 365 days a year? Then come on down to FAMILY FUN BEACH ‘ N ‘ GAMES, where the worries of TODAY become TOMORROW’s problems! Lounge in style on our LUXURY SUNBEDS, 100% guaranteed* disinfected after every use! Build a sandcastle with the kids in our ultrarealistic and now 32% less abrasive* RealSand™ beach, and touch grass that feels just like real grass used to* ! Bask in the heat of our non-carcinogenic* UltraVLampz and let your cares melt away as you crack a cold one with the boyz, girlz, and theyz! Ample non-valet parking, sports grounds, spacious waste-disposal facilities, and our H.I.G.E.A.N self-cleaning* pool will remind you life can be a BEACH sometimes!!!
*Promotional statements for promotional purposes only. Map available in two variants, one featuring even more parking. Terms and conditions apply.
Sacred Moon Stones - What’s the meaning of Stonehenge? A giant granite birthday cake, or a prison far too easy to escape? This map may not answer any of these fundamental questions, but it will allow you to torment your players with this deep and mind-boggling question as they adventure among this circle of stones, built for worship, incarceration, birthday parties, or any other manner of ceremony you might think of! Fully animated and available in 5 variants, featuring an array of woodland environments against which the glowing moonstones outside the circle will provide even more puzzlement, this map will have you henge-ing out with the best of them!
Asteroid Research and Refinery - Oye, beltalowda! Things can feel pretty lonely out on the asteroid belt, but there's resources to be harvested and discoveries to be made, like on this research station and refinery built upon one such piece of floating space rock. The perfect place for law-abiding outpost scientists, unsanctioned miners out to get rich, or far shadier activities on the dark side of the belt. Available in four colour variants, including a darker rock, a shockingly green environment, and a molten orange, this map could make for a good home away from home for a party of space farers, the lair of some pernicious enemies, or the destination for a mission among the stars! Sasa ke, beratna?
Townhouse - Town house, in the middle of (a) town street, town house! Surrounded by other such abodes in a quiet neighbourhood, this cozy four-story home is the perfect home, or home away from home, for adventuring parties of all stripes. On the ground floor you'll find the large open plan kitchen and casual dining room, as well as a more formal living room where guests of station can be entertained. From there, a door to the roomy basement grants easy access to ample storage for wine, furniture, and everything in between, as well as sewer access, and even a quiet room for any and all interrogations. In the upper floors, four bedrooms, three bathrooms, a training room and storage area are the appetizer before you reach the lovingly refurbished attic space, with its library, reading nook, meeting table and cozy conversation pit! Available in variants without the adventuring flair, as well as completely unfurnished for you to do with as you will, this narrow yet spacious mansion will have your party begging to stay home more often - just bring the monsters to them!
Ale Festival - Roll out the barrel, we’ll have a barrel of fun! The leaves are changing, the season is turning, so what better time to celebrate the harvest than by attending a celebrated, local ale festival? Bound to provide countless hours of entertainment, copious amounts of libation, and potent potables for the whole, err, adventuring party! Let’s just hope that no thirsty or rowdy ne’er-do-wells show up to disrupt the celebration…Fully animated and available in three festive variants, including a more muddy spot in front of the grand stage, and a winter ale festival complete with a beautifully decorated gingerbread house, this map should be consumed without moderation. Prost!
